"Self
Help Stress Reduction Kit"
1
shovel, for when it gets really deep 1
crab, so you don't have to feel alone 5
extra marbles, for when yours need replacing 1
dozen safety pins to hold things together in a pinch (note crab
companion) 1
bag of beans: cook beans, eat beans, run hot bath and have a "Calgon-moment" Cinnamon
oil for those times when it really stinks all around you or you have
just had that "Calgon Moment" Vegas
Dice for when you need to crap on someone 1
pacifier to comfort you after temper tantrums, or fights with the wife Extra
candles to burn when at both ends 1
flashlight to help you find your way 1
dog bone to keep you occupied when in the dog house Razors
to keep you sharp or bleed you dry Necessary
bandages after using razors 1
piece of spare rope to use when you are at the end of your own rope And last but not least, 1 small bag of M&Ms
* * * Consider creating some mini-kits for holiday gifts. |