Help Stress Reduction Kit"
shovel, for when it gets really deep
crab, so you don't have to feel alone
extra marbles, for when yours need replacing
dozen safety pins to hold things together in a pinch (note crab
bag of beans: cook beans, eat beans, run hot bath and have a "Calgon-moment"
oil for those times when it really stinks all around you or you have
just had that "Calgon Moment"
Dice for when you need to crap on someone
pacifier to comfort you after temper tantrums, or fights with the wife
candles to burn when at both ends
flashlight to help you find your way
dog bone to keep you occupied when in the dog house
to keep you sharp or bleed you dry
bandages after using razors
piece of spare rope to use when you are at the end of your own rope
And last but not least, 1 small bag of M&Ms
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Consider creating some mini-kits for holiday gifts.